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Father: I celebrate Mass, every Thursday night, 7 o'clock.
Grissom: Thank you, but no.
Father: You don't believe?
Grissom: In religion. I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper. I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live.
Father: Even if they're handed down by God?
Grissom: How many Crusades were fought in the name of God? How many people died because of someone's religion?
Father: Fanaticism, not religion.
Grissom: Semantics. They're still dead.
- CSI - "Alter Boys" Episode 206 (Original Air Date: 01-Nov-2001)

"Everybody wants to be your friend /
When you've got something you can give them."

 - "Misunderstood" by Better Than Ezra

"I don't know why I bother with women. Every time I get the urge I should just borrow a steamroller and run myself over two or three times."
  - Nash Bridges

"Laugh it up fuzzball."
  - Han Solo (The Empire Strikes Back)

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
  - Dante (Clerks)

"There is water at the bottom of the ocean."
  - "Once in a Lifetime" by the Talking Heads

"And I will walk up to the six-fingered man and say, 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.'"
- Inigo Montoya (The Princess Bride)

"You claimed all this time that you would die for me. /
Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?"

  - "Eulogy" by TOOL

"Oh by the way /
Which one's Pink?"

  - "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd

"I think you're blind to the fact that the hand you hold /
Is the hand that holds you down."

  - "Everything to Everyone" by Everclear

"We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies. /
We can't hear anything at all."

  - "Synchronicity II" by The Police